Score: 10

"Congratulations!"

submission: You Make Me

date: April 28, 2007

Huzzah on the new marriage ^_^; I and my hubby got married march of last year so i feel yah on the ' what they make you' do. Sometimes i wanna strangle Ed, and sometimes i just wanna hold on and not let go. Then theres the want to chew on tin foil. Buuut thats another story.
And i have stapled a bagel to my face before.
you have my 5. Make damned sure this marriage you got is a lifelong thing, John.

Score: 10

"Hmm."

submission: - The Nail -

date: February 21, 2007

well the animation was very smooth, and the point very well made. I have been a fan of Jon Ian mathers work for a long while, but you are right, the ideas have run out. It is really sad to say it cause Nuerotically Yours started out as an actually Great cartoon, and it made valid points such as the Fatkins thing, starschmucks, etcetera. but however, the objectification of germaine really makes me not want to watch the bi weekly toons any longer. Foamy is eternal, but his smoothness and debonair are long gone. may he rest forever in the dead toon retirement home.

Score: 10

"Calculus Error MY ASS."

submission: Kramer Hentai Adventure 3

date: December 31, 2006

The man is right, okay?
Jeebus.
Oh, uh, good game, the apex of the KHA series thus far.
though i did enjoy the hentai in 2 more...
meh.
anywho, cherrio pip and all that trash, happy new year/boxing day/shizen.

Score: 10

"short and sweet"

submission: The Grinch!...abridged

date: December 29, 2006

And fun to eat!
merry chriswanzakaa!

Score: 10

"Nephtys! Cerebus! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

submission: Xombie: Chapter 8

date: October 18, 2006

Why god why did they get hurt?????
Short yes but the framrate was amazing!
Please please tell me that wasnt the end of Neph and cerebus cause cerebus was........ is my favorite character!!!
pluz watching dirge get impaled was.. um...
Sad!
I'll donate when i get paid friday i swear!!!!
*cries!*

Score: 10

"Lazy town and the ability to control a fat guy.."

submission: Jive Machine

date: October 5, 2006

awesome. by the way, the fat guy's pretty cute.
* giggleness!!*

Score: 8

"not bad"

submission: Men's Wearhouse Volume 1

date: October 5, 2006

though the one with the small penis issues could have gone better. as in: he buys a suit, he gets a bigger cock. that would have been great. poor lil small penised man thing..

Score: 10

"Hmm."

submission: YAAFM 12: Muslims

date: September 14, 2006

Well, what can i say. I have read all reviews before and after watching this movie, and i have mixed emotions on it. First off, To all you muslims out there, he was generalizing muslim TERRORISTS and EXRTEMEISTS, not all you non seven eleven owning, non taxi driving normal muslims. We white folk know that not ALL of you work at 7-11 and or AMPM, nor do all of you have that annioying accent, nor do less than half of you ask if we want a slurpee. I had muslim friends in school- yeah. Rahid and his cousin.. um.. i cant pronounce it. i just called him ' Dude!', as my american tounge cant pronounce whamma lamma sallam camel Jihad. and no, that wasnt his name, but its just as hard to pronounce 5 times fast. And as to the part in this flash about christianity- I myself happen to attend calvary chapel, and Love my lord and savior Christ Jesus. People portrayJesus any way they want to- and do i get offended? NO. its called freedom of speech and media. Hell, NG has a sizable religion page were christ is parodied. and YES, i have played them ALL, and chuckled. Life is meant to be made fun of. I could draw jesus holding an ak-47 and not get any flack. But, if i drew Mohammed eating pork rinds, i could be acussed of ' Hating Muslims'. Fuck that. I love pork rinds, and i'm sure that if your little Prophet tried them, hed like them too. Hell, i can and WILL draw your precious Mohammed any damned way i want, i could dress him up as a hooker getting banged by tinky winky, and you asses couldnt do shit about it. And yes, i'd let you draw christ in a number of compromising positions- And would i get offended? No siree. See, people say that christianity and Muslim are alike. Given, there are a few attributes i can agree on. but Jesus nor god Commands We as his children to carry out his wrath on non belivers and force them to believe. Well, some sects do, but I personally do not.See, its a chioce if you find something offensive, just as its a choice to not push what you believe on others. I may be a christian, as is my husband and my kids, but I do not feel the need to go out and ' bible bash' or ' preach' to those who are not of my religion. Hell, my brother ( name not shown) Is a wiccan. So listen up, Muslims, and learn:
1. while this flash is flawed in information, it does hold some fact
2. God loves us all equally, no matter what you call him ( aka Allah)
3. God DOES NOT want us to force, kill, or maim those who DO NOT BELIEVE AS YOU DO.
4. Mohammed was a human, just like you and me. Maybe Allah talked to him, sure. but he was a MAN, not a GOD. Men can be made fun of.
5.Please, learn how to take a fucking joke.

And thats all from me. Good job, Zipperfish, and Good day to you all, and may God bless you, even if you dont worship him.
~chibikay82~

Score: 10

"A tribute well done."

submission: Steve Irwin: Croc Heaven

date: September 8, 2006

Well, what can i say. I enjoyed this animation imensely. I actually saw steve once at san diego zoo doing a promo type thing for his shows on animal planet, and i waved at him ( as i didnt have the funds to buy a shirt or a photo) and he smiled and waved back. He was a strong man, and showed us thing about animals that we didnt know. I was a shame that it was an animal that did him in, a docile stingray at that. but, and you have to agree with me, we all knew it would happen one day, by Croc or what have you, he would get hurt, and he would die for his passion. G'day, Mister Erwin. you will be missed.

Score: 10

"I passed a little gas through my ass..."

submission: Everyone Poops

date: August 25, 2006

INcredible. did you do the lyrics? if not, who did?

*farts*